Hi, my name is Dana and I’m auditioning for the role of copywriter.

A people-pleasing Libra who’s always forcing my friends to take Enneagram tests (I’m a 2).

My 3rd grade teacher will remember me as the kid who put on a full production of Titanic in front of her class.

Former actress who once dreamed of becoming an archaeologist, but decided to settle for something a little more realistic.

I went from spending all of my money learning how to act in commercials, to learning how to write them.

These are all the roles I didn’t get.

I’m constantly thinking about why the a’s in my name sound different.

Loving soup is one of my personality traits.

Let’s make stuff together or swap soup recipes (Here’s my go-to recipe, sub arborio instead of brown rice, you’ll thank me).

Resume.